Passport Photo

When the sales person at kodak promised me 'two minutes.' he is serious, from start to finish, it is indeed under 120 seconds. Nowadays, they do passport photos using digital camera, which I don't really get it. Not any professional ones, but those 200 dollars low-entry passport photo. i guess the whole idea is to make you look bad, passport photo is always bad, isn't it? not as artistic as you would like in your other snaps. Why don't I do big W, just today i have discovered that big w's passphoto isn't qualified. Alas...
why would people suddenly sick on valentine's day, hence unable to work... questionable. but my five hours shift isn't difficult at all. The store is about deserted, with kids in school, pensioner at home, couples outside. only staff are inside.
Here is what i suggest you to do, if you are one of those 'cool' people. come in big w, grab one of those popular pet's food can, like Whiska. Then pour the contents out, wash the can, then filling tuna or sadine (which is my favorite can fish). Then go to a place crowded by people like Darling Habour on a popular day, Valentine's day, and eat casually from the can and observe the crowd's response. Trust me, it works.
Believe or not, today is the only valentine's day that I am single ever since 1999.

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